james franco look like one of those sweaty stoners that shows up to class late every day and is like “you got another pencil i can use bruh” and he never gives them back what does he do with all those pencils
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
“you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life”
are you serious
i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul
- Our first Time - Hollywood Bowl
if a nigga tell you he don’t drink water and don’t eat fruit don’t ever suck his dick i promise you his nut will taste like motor oil and swisher sweets like don’t do it to yourself.
Can we talk about how Sam is supposed to be a nerd,
And how Cas is supposed to be a nerd as well,
And how Dean is supposed to be the macho man?